39 Memes to Splurge Some Time On

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    Building - Aunt Cunt @AuntCunt Follow me up the toilet stairs, only good things await I promise
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    Gesture - brentrivera Nothing's better than an ice cream sandwich on a hot summer day
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    Jeans - Me hiding under my desk at work and risking my career to bring you high quality memes
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    Head - me after watching fake horror movies: www me after watching true serial killer documentaries:
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    Plant - Me, hungover, crawling to the kitchen for water at 11am
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    Sleeve - The spatula stopping me from closing the drawer:
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    Smile - Me going to work to be my own sugar daddy
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    Car - take a minute to appreciate what I just saw on the road.
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    Publication - MEL GIBSON Every man dies, not every man really lives. RAVE HEART
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    Sleeve - Absolute UNIT of a big toe a PDX
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    Outerwear - "imagine being in a room with everyone that ever had a crush on you" me: How strange. There's nobody here.
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    Bird - I don't use the term "absolute unit" often, but this chicken... DANGER HARSE
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    Glasses - The bag of shredded cheese when I open the fridge at 2am Do you want me?
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    Cat - the committee against vacuum cleaners
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    Wood - how important is music to you? me: 14
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    World - sam (tom clancy's war expert) @CobrastanGuy too many of you have strayed from these core tenants You can use the internet for: - Sports scores - Chatting with women - Taxes - Football scores - Chatting with men about football - Egyptian literature Sending electronic M 3:37 PM 2022-03-29 Twitter for iPhone 1,895 Retweets 121 Quote Tweets 12K Likes
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    Smile - National Geographic determined what Americans will look like in 2050, and it's beautiful adam.the.creator
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    Helmet - When I'm peeing off the skid marks in my toilet bowl and they aren't budging @dad.wilder FULL STREAM AHEAD!
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    Vehicle - My therapist: Let's unpack that Me: I'd really rather we didn't, I spent a long time packing it up that nice made with mematic VA @adventures-in-therapy B
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    Smile - MY ADVICES Take a lot of psychedelic drugs Tum Behoren you have kids and MORTGAGE 305577500
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    Natural environment - Kangaroos are just deer who went to prison.
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    Water - fucked up foods @fuckedupfoods Subscribe fill ur life with experiences. not things 2:12 PM 7/12/23 from Earth. 601K Views 1,778 Retweets 80 Quotes ...
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    Rectangle - when she escaped from the what Penelope made headlines for her repeated refusal to mate with the zoo's male platypus, Cecil. The New York Times said that Penelope was not lovesick but "sick of love" when she escaped from the zoo's platypusary in 1957, never to be seen again.[3]
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    Organism - Girls with curly hair be waking up like this
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    Vertebrate - When you come outta rehab all fit and feeling great and your boy who hasn't gotten clean yet wants to chill @froggneal +
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    Organism - You might be fast.….. But FRET-0 is faster
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    Plant - You might be thinking... Dr. Seuss The Lorax This beautiful tree is a pink snowball tree Dombeya ~ tropical hydrangea
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    Terrestrial plant - You ok? You haven't touched your spider melon
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    Joint - next time you think about violating the community standards just stop and take a look at these images VCA
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    Gesture - Metaloid Pablo-Maniac @garethlwatkins come to the meadow if u want an ass kicken 9:53 AM 2023-06-13 from Earth 447K Views 2,433 Retweets 99 Quotes 14.9K Likes 249 Bookmarks :
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    Product - i can literally smell this picture sono
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    Hand - J. Christopher Arrison @murderwizard feel bad for the guys in SAW cause tomorrow's gonna be a bummer too (9/10/01 12:00p.m the TOROLA V. 10:08 PM 2021-05-17 Twitter for iPhone . ...
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    Fixture - stop the train SLUTSTATION we're home
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    Gesture - Flair Gun WARNING POINT TOWARDS UP ACTOR
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    Clothing - When your mom buys off brand cereal
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    Organism - i drank the CELESTIAL SEASONINGS F Sleepy Time Extra Tea AND NOW I'M in an open relationsh WITH THE HAT MAN
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    Shelf - When your mom says you can pick out a candy bar and suddenly you have a life altering decision to make 32 STANDARD SZE CHOCOLATE BARS 2/52 (ING SIZE CANDY 2/$333 PAYTIE MIUNER AND SIZE CANDY 2/1-22 Fall CANDY 2/1-22 by Waru AND SITE CHOCOLATE BARS 2/2 ndard Size Candy 2 for 22 APVIE KING SIZE CA 50 50 2/$333 EYS BRESSET SCHICKE KING SIZE CANDY 2 KING SIZE CANDY 2/5733 Musketeers 3
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    Font - STOP DOING OFFICES • WORK WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE 90 MINUTES BY CAR TO GET TO • YEARS OF URBANIZATION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going to a different building to use the SAME INTERNET • Wanted to do that anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called COFFEE SHOPS "Can you wrap up your call, we have this room booked" "how do we get office parking reimbursed" - Statements dreamt up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what corporations have been demanding your Respect for all th
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    Output device - 12 yo me microwaving random shit thinking I'm doing Mythbusters
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